My two daughters are still very young, but I have every intention of getting them out of the house as soon as possible. Sadly, I’m an awesome parent (as is their mom), and they will probably want to live with us forever. But, I’ve been planning on their departure since the day they were born. And I’m sticking with my plan. There are so many places domestically here in the states, and in other countries as well, that I want to visit. I’ve always loved to travel, and the older I get the more I want to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I plan on vacationing with the whole family for a while(recently it was the Renassaince Festival, and Disney World). But when my two girls are out on their own, that’ll be two less mouths to feed, and more souvenirs for mom and dad. Some people have countdowns for the New Year. The Mayans had it for 2012. I have it for the exodus of my daughters.
Archive for January, 2010
I just showed my age on this title. As a kid I loved the show “Good Times.” And of course my favorite character was J.J. But that wasn’t my motivation for sketching this piece. I was actually thinking of all the times that I did stupid things with firecrackers, as a youth. I was no wild child growing up. But because I followed the rules so well, there were definitely those times where I wondered what was on the outside of the rule box. My rule box. And, I found that answer in firecrackers. Stealing? Never. Cheating? Nope. Lies? On rare occasions, but not to the parents. Firecrackers? Every chance I got!!!! In order to keep my post short, I’ll go into my firecracker mischief in a future post. I’m bound to lose some fans when that happens.
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This is Lilly and her parrot, also named Lilly. Both of which were created and colored by my daughter, Phoenix. The story goes that she’s a fairy that creates candy with her magic. Her sidekick parrot was taught to say the name “Lilly”, but apparently never learned any words after. So the name Lilly for the parrot seemed appropriate.